According to newspaper reports, Heather Mills is to receive a total package from Sir Paul McCartney worth £70 million. Will she cheer up now? Probably not.
Apparently there is a gagging order included preventing either party talking about the reason for the breakdown of their marriage. Is that not a bit late? What more could possibly be revealed by the hated Heather to put Sir Paul in a bad light?
This is more money than originally expected (£30 to £40 million reputed offer) but Sir Paul is reported to have a fortune of £800 million so he can easily afford it. It’s a bit like receiving a parking ticket though, just because you can afford to pay it does not make it any more palatable!
This is the biggest divorce payout so far in this country and all rich people should take note and remain single. Not sure how the super rich get past the first question anyway, as Dame Edna said to Debbie McGhee “what initially attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?”
